The Best Plumber Jokes

Author: Your Local Plumber
December 06, 2025

The Best Plumber Jokes

Every job has its inside humor — and plumbing is no exception. Whether you are a homeowner dealing with a clogged drain or a seasoned plumber with years of pipe-wrangling under your belt, a good laugh always helps. Here are some of the best plumber jokes to brighten your day and lighten the workload.

1. Why did the plumber win employee of the month?

Because he was always going with the flow.

2. What’s a plumber’s least favorite vegetable?

Leeks.

3. Why don’t plumbers ever get get lost?

They always know the root of the problem.

4. What did the plumber say to the customer who tried fixing their own pipe?

"Looks like you went from DIY to D-I-Why?"

5. Why was the plumber always calm?

He knew how to keep his pipes in order.

6. What do you call a plumber who becomes a magician?

A Houdraini.

7. Why was the toilet always invited to parties?

Because it was always flush with friends.

8. What did the plumber say when he found a goldfish in the toilet?

"Well… there’s your problem."

9. How do plumbers keep their bathrooms so tidy?

They always give it a good de-scaling.

10. What’s a plumber’s favorite game?

Pipe-Per-View.

Final Thoughts

Plumbing can be serious work — but there is always room for a little humor between the pipes, fittings, and wrenches. Share these jokes with coworkers, customers, or anyone who needs a smile. And if you ever need real plumbing help (not just jokes), our team is here whenever you need us.

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